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Why Men are Get Depressed Less
Men Are Just Happier People--
| Your last name stays put. |
| The garage is all yours. |
| Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. |
| You can never be pregnant. |
| Car mechanics tell you the truth. |
| You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. |
| You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. |
| Wrinkles add character. |
| New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. |
| One mood all the time. |
| Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. |
| You know stuff about tanks and engines. |
| A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase. |
| You can open all your own jars. |
| You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. |
| Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. |
| Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. |
| You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. |
| Everything on your face stays its original color. |
| The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. |
| You only have to shave your face and neck. |
| You can play with toys all your life. |
| One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. |
| You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. |
| You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. |
| You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. |
| You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. |
No wonder men are happier.
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