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Humor: Why It's Good To Be A Man
On Father's Day we pay a special tribute to the wonderful contributions our Dads bring to our families. Here is a list of some of the "unique qualities" a man possesses. Happy Father's Day!
| Your last name stays put. |
| The garage is all yours. |
| Wedding plans take care of themselves. |
| Chocolate is just another snack. |
| You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. |
| Wrinkles add character. |
| New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. |
| Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. |
| You know stuff about tanks. |
| A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. |
| You can open all of your own jars. |
| Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. |
| Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. |
| You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. |
| Everything on your face stays its original color. |
| The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. |
| You only have to shave your face and neck. |
| You can play with toys all your life. |
| One wallet and one pair of shoes. |
| One color for all seasons. |
| You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. |
| You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. |
| You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. |
| Happy Father's Day! |
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