Top 10 Resolutions I Won't Keep This Year
10. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.
7. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.
6. No more downloads from alt.binaries.?
5. I resolve to back up my new 124 GB hard drive daily ... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps.
4. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.
3. I will read the manual.
2. I will think of a password other than "password."
1. When I subscribe to a mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it religiously.